The Chronicles of Dr. Crazy

Well, so this is my second attempt at blogging and I fear that it, too, will become an abortion before I know it, but what the hell - as a single college professor, I need as many ways as possible to avoid working on my book manuscript. And it would be nice if those ways didn't involve:
a. alcohol,
b. making out with unworthy men,
c. talking on the phone more than most 12-year-old girls.